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Oct. 27th, 2009

Writer's Block: Seeing stars

Which character from any film, television show, or book would you most like to take on a date and why?

Submitted By [info]blue_mariposa88


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saul from pineapple express :D

Oct. 25th, 2008

so i just watched the strangers

it had great potential to be a good movie but failed. 

bahhh!

Aug. 19th, 2008

;D


A is for asphyxiation, you won't catch your breath
B is for the blindfold, that keeps you dark as death
C is for your cockwich that I squash beneath my shoe
While I watch you wiggle, and I laugh at you (ha ha)
D is for my dildo that you will learn to blow
E is for your enema, I control the flow
F is for my flogger, I whip you so violent
G is for the gag in place to keep your screaming silent
H is for humiliation that you must bear
I will immobilize you in my sexual lair
J is for your jizzy, jerking tendency
K for kisses, L for love and licks you offer me
M is for the manacles imprisoning your feet
N is for your nelly little nimby so sweet
O is for the O-rings, holding you in place
P is for the perspiration dripping down your face
Q is for the quirt I use to whip your eager ass
R is for restraints, to make the magic last
S is for sweet suffering that only you will know
T is for the torment, that keeps you on the go
U is for unbridled lust that only I control
As I claim for my own your body, mind, and soul
V is for the vicious urge to struggle in vain
While I tease and tantalize you and eroticize your pain
W is where, a winding woman walks
X is for excruciating X-rated talk
Y is you the yo-yo; I yank upon your string
Watch you yell and holler from the pleasure that it brings
Z is for the zestfulness with which you will submit
Now I’ve taught you every letter so remember all of it

oh lords of acid we love you!

Jul. 29th, 2008

Writer's Block: In the Event of a Zombie Emergency

well lets see,me being from pittsburgh...
the city where zombie attacks happen most;]
its possible and id be blowin those mother fuckers heads off
like something outta a cheap B horror movie.

Jul. 17th, 2008

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well im bored  and watching spongebob
and its realy fucking hot outside!!,hmm i realy hate my name on here
sooo i made a new ellll jayyy
so if you are reading this you should  add[info]shexlost_ctrlthough ill probly still use this more

Jul. 8th, 2008

pussayyy all nighttt




makes me soo happay
the end.
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Writer's Block: Birthmarks, rebirthmarks, etc.

What kind of birthmark do you have? How does it look? If you don't have one already, what kind of birthmark would you like to have?

Submitted By [info]her_inanition


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lloydy said it looks like austrailia
the end

Apr. 28th, 2008

welly welly welly well

"This, this is the worst vacation ever, I am going to cut open your
forehead with a roofing shingle"


im here to post something,why idk
im bored and grounded so what better time

i just want you all to know i realy love flying around on the rope in gym with my frann kayla while listening to xiu xiu

its the best ever!

WORLDS SLUTTIEST DOGS!!

...


anyway im drinking this pop called big red (heh) idfk what it's supposed to taste like but its good

once again idk why im posting on here i jsut pretty much use my lj for lawling at people and myself

ok
ok
ok

keara~~~~danzig!~~~

Mar. 22nd, 2007

(no subject)

http://www.myspace.com/bang_athedisco_omfg

add that shit

Feb. 4th, 2007

(no subject)

so last night i went to my friend marys party it was pretty fun the band nothing unexpected played and their awesome and i was all crazy with ashlee baby
"YES HE IS"(inside joke thingy) but then tragedy struck dun dun dun lloyd and kayla got into a fight and lloyd threw a chair and got kicked out before i could steal his belie my burial hoodie >__< SHTDCK

well thats all i got C: <33

Aug. 21st, 2006

grrrr

only a week left till school and i reallyy dont wanna go ! but o well i guess i have to


grrrr

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